didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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