May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
soo... how was my night?
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