The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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