I must be too annoying 4 u.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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