I got chris browned last night
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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