I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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