I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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