You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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