Fuck appropriateness.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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