Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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