i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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