She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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