Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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