so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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