Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Im part way to drunk.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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