After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I wear drunk well.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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