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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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