I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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