I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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