Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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