Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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