so explain again why im purple
no
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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