She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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