Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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