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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

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  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?

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• (562): View more from California

  I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Are we hungover?

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  I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.

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  What? Are you sick?

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