This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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