I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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