Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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