Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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