You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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