have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My dick has a subreddit
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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