We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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