She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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