I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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