I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.