i woke up with socks on this morning
i didnt wear socks last night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!