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(713): View more from Texas

the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.

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(509): View more from Washington

He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..

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(917): View more from New York City

I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face

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(612): View more from Minnesota

A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.

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(585): View more from New York

That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS

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