Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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