My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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