We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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