hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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