Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my sisters under your porch take her home
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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