Porn is love you can see.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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