but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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