So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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