Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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