I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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