Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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