I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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