I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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