on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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