Kiss
Puke
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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