Midget sex pt 2 tonight
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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