Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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