what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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