East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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