i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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