after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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