i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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