Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
