I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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